Congratulations—you’re officially over the hill! Celebrate the milestone (or roast someone you love) with this hilarious Over the Hill Membership Card. It’s the ultimate gag gift for those proudly pulling the “old man card” or embracing the senior status with a sense of humor.
Certificate Reads:
🎉 Membership Perks:
Using a magnifying glass to read this
Senior discounts everywhere (or at least you’ll ask)
Groaning when bending over (standard issue)
Prioritizing comfort over fashion
Obsession with turning out all the lights
Sending money to PBS
You and your teeth no longer sleep together
Two tries to get up from the couch
Short-term memory, long-term complaining
“Getting lucky” means finding your car in the lot
That twinkle in your eye? Just sunlight on your bifocals
Your back goes out, but you stay home
Everything hurts—and what doesn’t, doesn’t work
Glasses? Check your head
Still wondering when you were on top of that hill…
Details:
Printed “certificate” design
Great as a card insert, party favor, or prank gift
Compact size, ready to slip into a frame or envelope
Designed in Texas by a small, woman-owned shop with a twisted sense of humor 😄
Product features
- Bright, intense colors with pigment inks
- Archival quality museum-grade paper
- Pre-installed hanging hardware for easy display
- Durable MDF frame available in black, white, or walnut
- Protective acrylic cover ensures longevity
Care instructions
- If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
