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Over the Hill Club Membership Certificate, Funny Gift for 40th Birthday, Wall Art, Novelty Decor

Over the Hill Club Membership Certificate, Funny Gift for 40th Birthday, Wall Art, Novelty Decor

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Transform your space with our unique Satin Posters. Congratulations—you’re officially over the hill! Celebrate the milestone (or roast someone you love) with this hilarious Over the Hill Membership Card. It’s the ultimate gag gift for those proudly pulling the “old man card” or embracing the senior status with a sense of humor.

 

Certificate Reads:

 

🎉 Membership Perks:

 

Using a magnifying glass to read this

Senior discounts everywhere (or at least you’ll ask)

Groaning when bending over (standard issue)

Prioritizing comfort over fashion

Obsession with turning out all the lights

Sending money to PBS

You and your teeth no longer sleep together

Two tries to get up from the couch

Short-term memory, long-term complaining

“Getting lucky” means finding your car in the lot

That twinkle in your eye? Just sunlight on your bifocals

Your back goes out, but you stay home

Everything hurts—and what doesn’t, doesn’t work

Glasses? Check your head

Still wondering when you were on top of that hill…

Details:

Printed “certificate” design, satin paper

Great as a card insert, party favor, or prank gift

Compact size, ready to slip into a frame or envelope

Designed in Texas by a small, woman-owned shop with a twisted sense of humor 😄Hang easily with double-sided tape or frames - Museum-grade paper, archival quality - Low-glare finish for clear views - Available in various sizes and orientations

Care instructions - If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

  14″ x 11″
Width, in 14.00
Height, in 11.00

 

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