Over the Hill Membership Card – Funny Gag Gift for Birthdays or Retirements
Congratulations—you’re officially over the hill! Celebrate the milestone (or roast someone you love) with this hilarious Over the Hill Membership Card. It’s the ultimate gag gift for those proudly pulling the “old man card” or embracing the senior status with a sense of humor.
Card States:
🎉 Membership Perks:
Using a magnifying glass to read this
Senior discounts everywhere (or at least you’ll ask)
Groaning when bending over (standard issue)
Prioritizing comfort over fashion
Obsession with turning out all the lights
Sending money to PBS
You and your teeth no longer sleep together
Two tries to get up from the couch
Short-term memory, long-term complaining
“Getting lucky” means finding your car in the lot
That twinkle in your eye? Just sunlight on your bifocals
Your back goes out, but you stay home
Everything hurts—and what doesn’t, doesn’t work
Glasses? Check your head
Still wondering when you were on top of that hill…
Details:
Printed “membership card” design with retro ID badge feel Great as a card insert, party favor, or prank gift Compact size, ready to slip into a gift bag or envelope Designed in Texas by a small, woman-owned shop with a twisted sense of humor 😄
